#mayhem maniac

[deadcryptiid]

Sven "Maniac" Kristiansen

[nevervess]

m a n i a c.

[malfeitorworldender]

Black Metal Elite!

Euronymous, Maniac, Necrobutcher

Photo by Manheim

[everything-metal]

On this day, 37 years ago, Mayhem released their debut EP, “Deathcrush”. This EP marked Mayhem's first commercial release.

The original pressing of “Deathcrush” was issued by Posercorpse Music and was limited to 1,000 hand-numbered copies. It included two inserts: a newsletter printed on green paper and a coupon/order form for a booklet that was intended to accompany the pressing.

The first edition featured a pressing error, which resulted in the sleeve color coming out pink instead of the intended red.

[alternian-mayhem]

hung out to dry

*snap*

art by @exesaturated

[lennonblues]

mayhem if they were WOKE

necroBUTCH pelle "DEId" ohlin MANinASS attila csiHER WOKEhammer euronymous CUNT GAYshnackh

[mothgasm]

Another picture I love, this time Euronymous and Maniac 🖤 (Maniac is underrated btw I love him)

[altar-ov-plagues]

Mayhem (1997)

[princess-lvcifer]

[deathwhoregutfucker]

Maniac and Blasphemer from Mayhem

being gay with each other

[l1f3l0v3r-2]

[hellhammersbignaturals]

mayhem + some others if they did martial arts headcannons i came up with instead of paying attention in class that also only make sense to me

Euroman would be a fucking GOD at forms. LOOK at this guy's horse stance. I don't even be hitting it like that damn

would be super nit-picky about the smallest shit. he would be like "your form was perfect, but your hands are just a few inches below where they're supposed to be ://////"

probably gets his ass beat by Varg every time they spar

tries to teach forms but ends up showing off without actually explaining anything

pelle would be one of those people that never wanted to take karate in the first place, hated going to class, and tried to quit but his parents wouldn't let him so now that he's in a high rank he'd feel bad quitting even though he still doesn't like doing it

gets mad at himself for not getting any better but never practices

probably cried or had a panic attack in the middle of class but the instructors kept yelling at him

im literally just projecting at this point

especially the last one

absolutely majestic cartwheels though

Varg would be a fucking MENACE at sparing. control? never heard of her. you would tell him to go easy, like level 2, and he would fight like his life depended on it.

has severely injured at least 3 people

bro is NOT fighting "might for right"

would go leave a literal child in tears and then be like "he should've kept his hands up" as if he didn't just go ape shit on 4'11 green belt

absolute menace but in an talkative way

instructors hate his ass because he won't shut up

only cares about class if it's a team game

grappling with him would be SO awkward. he's say some freaky ass shit about the forms he'd be like "rear naked choke? ayooooo 🤨😳"

necrobutcher would probably act like he's an expert outside of class but then half ass everything (calling myself out 💀)

he'd be kind of a smart ass about sparring and give people tips that he doesn't follow himself

he would be super extra with forms- like the most dramatic stances ever and not even realize he's doing the wrong side

Varg's sparring bestie (everyone else is scared of fighting both of them)

has also made people cry

he would fight like he's got fucking demons he needs to let out

total show off with kicks

insane at accuracy

maniac would obv be one of those people that quit for a few years and then came back out of no where having completely forgotten everything

quit but everyone remembers him as a legend

every now and then someone would be like "ya'll remember kjetil"

Edit: also varg is the only one that ties his hair up, everyone else just lets their hair get in the way 💀 he puts it in braids before class and pelle sometimes ties it up but most of the time he forgets

[nevervess]

bonus to my previous post :)

Sven and Rune are…having fun

[kjetilistic]

IMPORTANT PLEASE DONT SCROLL!!!

Hello Mayhem Tumblr, or wherever you are from, I’m making this not as a “callout” but as a warning to stay away from a person named Silas.

He’s active on both reddit and instagram.

I’m posting this here since I’m not sure where else to post it (I don’t think it’d be allowed on Euroman) and considering this person has manipulated me and abused my friends I’m tired of him sitting and continously doing this without repercussions.

The screenshots should speak for themselves, thank you.

There’s more than this but image limit.

[stubberudsgirl]

ARE YALL SEEING WHAT IM SEEING RIGHT NOW?!? POSSIBLY HOMOSEXUAL EVIDENCE

[alternian-mayhem]

Your name is JOHNNY MANIAC

You are currently standing in your RESPITEBLOCK, though it's more like a scene from a SLASHER FILM. Your entire hive is COVERED WITH BLOOD, but only from the inside, which is SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE. Some of the blood on your wall isn't though, you've got some VIOLET and FUSCHIA smatterings in there somehow. Stick it to the woman…? Way to go….? You are a one troll DEMOLITION TEAM, and you can't seem to stop. You like setting ELABORATE TRAPS around your hive, capturing idiots who decided to poke around where they shouldn't. Oftentimes they are GORED, HUMILIATED, or a sick combination of the two. That doesn't mean you don't practise the more DELICATE ARTS, like painting. Sure you might have switched from acrylics to blood at some point. But art is meant to DISTURB THE COMFORTABLE, and COMFORT THE DISTURBED. So you must be doing something right. you break up…. your harrowing sentences…. in a menacing….. way…. your trolltag is psychoKiller

art by @vegetable-wrangler